Little Mary Camden is now the "Most Beautiful Woman. As someone who "looks cute in heels" and could stand to loose some strategically located ten pounds, I have a problem with this.
I could deal with Angelina Jolie last year. Nobody seriously wants to date a crazy woman who sleeps with knives. Jennifer Garner had the whole psychotic killer thing working against her. Halle Berry was a bit of a problem, but her Oscar performance put me right back in the cat seat. Guy hate bawling chicks. And then there was Catwoman...
But now the only thing I can do is dye my hair Jessica's color, get on the Brazillian diet pills, and hope she becomes unhinged.
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