Sunday, November 06, 2005

Art














So I just came back from Hawaii (Kauai is wonderful, Maui is brutally overrated). Thanks to some insane Priceline deal, I spent a night at the Grand Waimea Hotel--the place where Orlando's ex worked as a maid.
The place is really amazing with its own wedding chapel on a lake, Polynesian village, and some great bars. But what were they thinking when they picked out the "art" for the lobby???

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Stupid is forever--Ignorance is curable

At least that's what my ethics teacher in high school told me.

Anyway, cheers for Ozzy, jeers for Tony.


OZZY UPSET WITH TONY BLAIR'S IRON MAN CHALLENGE

OZZY OSBOURNE was far from impressed with British Prime Minister TONY
BLAIR during a recent meeting - because the politician seemed more
interested in picking up music tips than solving the world's problems.

The rocker was left speechless when Blair turned to him during a
high-powered Downing Street party and wanted to talk about BLACK
SABBATH classic IRON MAN.

Ozzy says, "He told me he used to be in a band and I felt like saying,
'You should have stayed.'

"All this Iraq thing's going on and I was amazed that he turned round
to me and said, 'I could never quite understand how to get the riff to
Iron Man.'

"I'm going, 'Kids are dying, people are getting blown up and you're
talking to me about f**king Iron Man.'"