Monday, September 17, 2007

Gay moment of the month

Watching Fashion Police's Emmys Edition last night, I said that Jamie Presley's dress looked "matronly" 5 seconds before Carson Kressley did. 

Lets count the levels of gay:
  1. I watch Fashion Police
  2. With friends
  3. I know who Carson Kressley is
  4. I use words like "matronly"
  5. I critique dresses faster than Carson
  6. I recognize Dolce AND Gabanna
  7. ...
In my defense, Daisy Fuentes was smoking!!!

P.S. Fashion tip for presenters: Don't wear a mini dress when you are sitting squarely in front of the camera unless you are Sharon Stone. 

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