So I just came back from Hawaii (Kauai is wonderful, Maui is brutally overrated). Thanks to some insane Priceline deal, I spent a night at the Grand Waimea Hotel--the place where Orlando's ex worked as a maid. The place is really amazing with its own wedding chapel on a lake, Polynesian village, and some great bars. But what were they thinking when they picked out the "art" for the lobby???