Saturday, May 10, 2008

If we only had smellevision--a breathtaking experience

Elephant seals in Ano Nuevo SP. No, they're not sick, they are molting. And they stink to high heaven--imagine a huge pile of dead fish and dog poo.
Funny story about the lighthouse, it was basically abandoned in 1948, because the island was overrun by thousands of California sea lions. They broke down doors, overran the gardens, and were generally driving the light keepers insane. If you click on the picture, you can see a couple hundred chilling out on the beach.



Sunday, May 04, 2008

Eejit proof cake

As a way to apologize for running out on chatting with Cindy to make some cake for dinner, here's the recipe for my 5 minutes or less prep time cake. I normally HATE to bake--flour gets everywhere and I hate wet gooey stuff like batter. But I am having guests over for dinner, so it's back to one of the two cakes I can do off the top of my head. It's adapted from the if-you-don't-have-it-drop-whatevs-you're-doing-and-get-it Silver Spoon.

Peel, core, quarter and slice 2 medium apples (or pear, or cherries, or)
Toss with juice of a lemon and a bit of sugar (not really necessary, but it keeps them from discoloring)
Put 3/4 cups of sugar into a food processor and give it a few whirls to make "superfine"
Add the eggs and pulse until fluffy
Add 6 tablespoons of butter, pulse
Add 2 3/4 cups of self raising-flour and run until you have a pretty stiff batter.
Mix with the fruit slices (I added dried cherries and a bit of rum this time)
Dump in 9" cake pan lined with non-stick aluminum foil (if you don't have it, buy it. Best kitchen invention of the last three years)
Bake at 350 for 30-40 minutes.

The things I like is that I only mess up the food processor and one other dish for the apples and the final mix. And since the apples contain a fair bit of moisture and sugar, this cake is very forgiving against slightly off proportions, over-, and underbaking. It's also not that sweet.


Never were so many so baked by so much so early

After the farmers market (damn, peas are already almost out of season), cooking a gallon of jam, and putting two slabs of ribs in the oven, I went to the How Weird Faire on Second Street. Since we a living through a cold spell, it was less lively than usual, and some of the more scantily costumed were sporting serious goosebumps, but they had a lot of really good DJs.

As mentioned in the headline, the smell of oregano was permeating the air already at noon and only got stronger by the time the earth shaking beats died down at 5:55. But a grand time was had by all--I think I might still have a second hand buzz.

In any other town, a hard core techno dance-in would probably not be a family event; in the city by the bay it definitely is. And weirdly, 65 year geezers rocking their tie die and Birkies next to neon haired 16 year olds wrapped in aluminum foil doesn't even seem out of place.

P.S. Hand knitted pants seem to be de rigeur amongst the great unwashed this year.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

I think they go with a wedding dress...or a bathrobe


Harley Davidson steel toed boots . Every women should have one pair to ride, wear around the house, and pair with an awesome wedding dress.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Go Arnold!!

"And that's why I always encourage the legislators in Sacramento, because some of them come from those little towns," Schwarzenegger said. "You know what I'm saying? They come from those little towns, and they don't have that vision yet of an airport or of a highway that maybe has 10 lanes. Or of putting a highway on top of a highway. They look at you and say, 'Well we don't have that in my town, what are you talking about?' So they are kind of shocked when you say certain things."

If he only wasn't so right.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

EMF danger in hybrid cars

The New York times has a fascinating article about EMF danger in hybrid cars. As a physicist who got his advanced degree in the town Einstein was born in, I would like to offer some comments and solutions to victims of this vile new thread to people who put their own physical and mental health (and maybe life) on the line to save the planet.

First of all, it is somewhat comforting to know that DC engines and batteries by their very nature are much weaker emitters of EMF per mass unit than for example radar stations or the 4p->alpha reactions found in stellar bodies. But it is important to keep in mind that a typical hybrid car battery has a reactive mass that is thousands of times larger than a cell phone battery--and we've all seen studies that indicate that cell phones can cause brain cancer, autism, or general malaise.

So, what is an environmentally conscious person to do? Risk life and limb every time s/he gets into a Prius or Chevy Tahoe Hybrid?

Thankfully, there are some fairly straightforward solutions. Most bio-relevant EMF fields can be effectively dampened by water, or a wetted fabric. For a good simulation, there is still nothing better than watching the animation about 10 minutes into the futuristic movie Total Recall. Notice how the agent dampens the electrical signal from the tracking device implanted in his head by wrapping a wet towel around his head. The same approach would of course work with a hybrid car battery, or a cell phone. But while putting a wet washcloth (or even a sanitary hand wipe) between the cell phone and your ear while making a call reduces the risk of EMF induced brain damage by 87% per 100 micron, wrapping a car battery in wet towels is both impractical and potentially dangerous.

All is not lost, because some elementary research online shows that the effect is caused not by the water itself, but by the dissolved salts. It almost sounds too good to be true, but if you are skeptical, you can verify it easily with some distilled water, a bit of salt, and a simple multimeter like this one at American Science.

Simply fill some distilled water into a glass and inset the two probes about 3 inches apart. Note down the resistance displayed on the multimeter (lower numbers means more absorption of EMF. Then add a table spoon of salt (kosher is ok, but sea or rock salt will give you a larger effect). You'll notice how resistivity--the technical term for resistance to EMF absorbtion--plummets.

We now proofed that the EMF absorbility of water is caused by salt, so we loose nothing by taking the water out of the equation.

In summary, the best way to prevent EMF exposure in hybrid cars is putting salt nest to the battery. Normal kitchen salt will probably do, but as shown above, rock salt is superior and also has other health effect. According to my calculations and simulations with Wolfram Research's excellent Mathematica software, about 2 pounds per Ampere hour is the optimal weight. For a 2006 Prius, this would be about 13 pounds of rock salt.

And additional benefit is that a rock salt crystal also improves mileage slightly by straightening out EMF lines and keeping them closer to the battery.

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Since I published this article, I got a number of inquiries, so I will keep updating the FAQ:

Q: Won't rock salt in my trunk cause corrosion?
A: Good question. Most of the chassis of a Prius is made of aluminum which is not very susceptible to salt-induced corrosion. If you are concerned, you can pack the rock salt crystal into waxed paper (do NOT use zip lock bags because they are not biodegradable).

Q: Salt is hydroscopic, so won't the crystal melt?
A: There will be some loss of mass, but since the volume to surface area is very high in a 13 pound salt crystal, it is pretty negligible.

Q: Do I have to change the crystal regularly?r
A: Not really, EMF is fairly light, so the crystal can absorb a lot before loosing its effectiveness. If you are really concerned, weight the crystal occasionally and replace it when it shows a mass increase of more than 4 oz.

Q: What do I do with a used up crystal?
A: While EMF binding in salt is very stable, and it would take a lot of energy and specialist knowledge to extract EMF form a salt crystal, I understand that you don't want to throw a contaminated crystal into the trash or have it around your kids. Contact your local recycling authority. If your town doesn't have one, you can also usually drop it off at your power company who will extract the EMF and use it to generate electricity.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Not quite the Jesus phone

Here's hoping that the Enlightened One puts an enlightened boot up Nokia's ass.

Monday, April 14, 2008

On junk mail

After reading Cindy's and Bridgey's posts about junk mail, I'd like to mention that Catalog Choice worked for me. Even if you (like me) don't think it's my job to deal with sales people and phone trees, they make it easy to opt out of catalog mailings. Almost all of mine went through, except for a Mormon outdoor store who didn't do the Christian and outdoorsy thing to remove me at my request. So I had to call them and let them know that I won't buy anything again unless they stop sending paper--which they didn't.

While I am at it, Get Human is invaluable when dealing with companies. The site tells you the number codes to by pass the electronic voices.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Greetings, Sonny Chiba


A couple of weeks ago, I gave myself a Hattori knife for Easter. I've had a couple of really good German and Japanese knives for about ten years, but this thing is scary hair shaving sharp. Frankly, I am a bit scared every time I use it. It cuts through tomatoes, peppers, meat and miscellaneous veggies basically by putting the cutting edge on top and watching it melt through the object. In one case, I accidentally cut through a polypro cutting mat. Obviously not a bread/chopping/deboning knife, though.

Thankfully, I stopped intimidating tomatoes in pseudo Japanese slang before using it.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Microsoft

What went on in this programmer's head is anyone's guess.

Friday, April 04, 2008

WTF doesn't even begin to cover this

Quote from a technical discussion board.

First off, excel is not a database, but it's a really easy way for non-tech folds to look at data. And no, Access is not the answer. It's too hard and confusing.

I work as a deputy auditor for a large county in Ohio.

We've got 400,000 properties. We have a file of the sales / transfers for each parcel. An average of 6 sales per parcel = 2.4 million lines

Now, we can split the data based on years, type of sale, type of property etc., but when you need a report that spans those boundaries, it makes you think "Gee, it'd be nice if Excel could just support an infinite number of rows, or let me set how many rows I wanna deal with"

And of course, over the course of time, the number of sales / transfers/splits/merges/who knows what will continually increase the size of this file.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

pics

Freaking windy out on the coast today. Oh yeah, I'm taking entirely too many pics of this bridge.


Saturday, March 29, 2008

No time to blog

Well, between loads of work, being out on weekends, and simply nothing interesting going on, I have neglected this blog. Sorry. So, here's a pic of Point Arenas from Easter.And a seal rock outside Santa Cruz from last weekend.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Chicken

For some obscure reason, the temple of overpriced food, aka Whole Foods had a 99c sale on organic chicken. And winter truffles.

So I put a $5 fryer with $4 of truffle medallions tucked under the skin in a 450F oven for 40 minutes and served it with the world's easiest salad: tomatoes sliced almost all the way to the stem end to make a fan; stuffed with slices of fresh mozzarella, and topped with basil chiffonade, olive oil, a bit of lime juice, and S&P.

Pretty good according to the guests. I think I add some lemon zest to the oil the next time.

About those butt wipes in San Ramon





Not to rile anyone up, but that's what it looked like today from Lands End Trail.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The New Physics

Larry Spring, the Ft Bragg genius I mentioned before now has added Flash animations to his web site. Take a look if you want to have a good laugh.

PS. Yes, he's serious.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Purple food

No, not jello! Mashed purple potatoes and purple cauliflower with pan fried pork tenderloin. 

I got the blue stuff at the Berkeley farmers market last week and those were the leftovers. The whole process took ten minutes:

  1. Cut the potatoes in half inch cubes and separate the cauliflower into small trees
  2. Put in a tupperware container and nuke for 10 minutes
  3. Add a bit of butter and milk.
  4. Nuke for two more minutes
  5. Dump in food processor and pulse into the desired consistency
  6. Add s&p
The tenderloins were even quicker. 
  1. Cut in half inch slices
  2. Coat thinly with flour
  3. Sprinkle with s&p
  4. Fry in a hot pan with butter and olive oil
  5. Take out and replace with finely chopped shallot
  6. Add a half cup of white wine
  7. Reduce, s&p, add a bit of corn meal slurry
Combine and serve with the rest of the bottle--in this case 2006 Clos du Val Sauvignon Blanc.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Art

I bought this Doutreleau poster on sale yesterday. It looks awesome in "person".

  

Lunch and dinner

I picked up some great boule at Model Bakery in St. Helena on Saturday, so lunch was obviously artichoke cheese sandwiches. Two slices of bread, some Dubliner cheese (I was out of Gruyere) and a few marinated artichokes on one of them. Then into the toaster oven at work for one round of toasting. Slap the pieces together and eat. 

Dinner was a variation on this. I don't like pecans, and accidentally chopped a bit of Italian parsley before I noticed, so my version was with walnuts (roasted in the dry pan before the tofu went in) and a parsley/cilantro mix. Amazingly, the end result didn't taste like tofu or Brussels sprouts, but really really good. Oh, I also used veggie stock instead of salt and added a few grinds of pepper at the end. 

Sunday, February 10, 2008

It only took six weeks

But I finally got around to uploading the rest of the Big Sur pictures.

Two soups

The first one was the best lunch I had in months: Brazilian Fish Gumbo at Wappos in Calistoga. I still have no idea what was Brazilian about it, but from the taste of it, it was

  • A boatload of shrimp and scallops
  • A bit of cod 
  • Red Thai chili
  • Coconut milk
  • Fish stock (I guess 1-1 with the coconut milk) 
  • Onions
  • Plantains (I think)--maybe that was the Brazilian part
  • Garlic
  • Lemon juice
I'll cook it pretty soon, but I'd probably omit the cod. It really didn't add much and tended to overwhelm the scallops.

The second one was the world's laziest roasted squash soup I just made for dinner:
  • Toss two cups of cubed squash (I used butternut), a cup of cut carrots, and a sliced onion with olive oil and pepper.
  • Put in a 450 degree oven or under the broiler for 20 minutes or until almost done and caramelized. A baking sheet with aluminum foil works well.
  • Throw in blender with a cup of veggie stock
  • Warm up in a sauce pan, add parsley, and season with salt and pepper
You could probably add some protein like pork or chicken, butter, or maybe cream, but it really doesn't need it. Total time, 25 minutes, total prep and cleanup: 5 minutes. The leftovers separated a bit, a dash of cornstarch would probably take care of that. 

Friday, February 08, 2008

Politics

I just made the first political donation of my life: a few hundred dollars to Barack Obama. The main reasons were:
  1. As a resident, I finally can.
  2. I don't want Hillary in the White House.
  3. I don't want John McCain in the White House.
  4. I don't want Huckleberry in the White House.
  5. I want the Dem establishment and super delegates to get hit where it hurts.
  6. The only other Dem I'd vote for can't run because of the 22nd Amendment; the only Rep I'd vote for can't run because of article 2, section 1, clause 5. (Go Ah-nuld!)
  7. Getting Obama and a Democratic congress elected will do more for the environment and the disadvantaged than any amount that I can spend on Greenpeace (not the US whackos) or Doctors Without Borders.
  8. I don't want any more people who's (trans)forming political experience was Watergate in the White House.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Knifework

I can probably handle a knife as well as most American chefs. But every time I watch Jacques Pepin dice an onion, I just want to kill myself. 

Then I come to my senses and really want to kill Paula Deen.


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Joseph. Mallord. William...

Where are you when I need you? After the Schulz museum, I drove to Dillon Beach and saw the weirdest lighting I've ever seen on the coast.


Happiness is a wet puppy





Or something like that. I drove to a sale in Santa Rosa today (didn't buy anything), when I walked out on the store, I googled the place on my iPhone and saw that the Charles M. Schulz museum was only a mile down the road. 
OK, Disney, turn over in your grave, because this is the happiest place one earth. It's fairly small and doesn't show a lot of stuff--maybe 400 strips and CMS' furniture and writing desk. But everyone, myself and people between 15 and 90 included, walked around with a happy grin on their faces. Two things I learned--CMS did the guy with the paper bag in 1953, and one of his early characters looked a lot like Stewie.
Oh and the ice rink is right next door.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

The day I went out to buy a Acura RSX


Didn't quite work out...I came home with a used Rabbit with 8000 miles on it. 


Big Sur







New Years Eve in Monterey with free museums--including the exhibit about a time when the US invaded countries by accident and actually apologized. White rappers, potato funnel cake, and a couple of hours arguing with a Brit barkeeper about why exactly English soccer sucks.

New Years included a leisurely drive past Big Sur and lunch in a t-shirt in unseasonably warm Santa Cruz.

Good Times

Sunday, December 09, 2007

trivia

Did you know that Penny Johnson was Tina Tech?

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Episode 2

A couple of weeks ago, I posted a link of the bestest Christmas music video ever. Guess what, someone did a tribute ep2 that made me--to quote my buddy Jay--almost pee my pants.

FUCK!!! I MISSED THIS!!!

I blame Chris and Justine for not telling me about it.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Verizon

I finally worked up the courage to call Verizon to cancel my second cell phone. The call went somewhat like this:

  • robot: Welcome to Verizon Wireless. Please enter your 10 digit number
  • robot: For billing dial 1...for other services dial 7
  • robot: To cancel your account dial 2
  • human: Hi, I'm Julie, can I have the last 4 digits of your SS#?
  • me: xxxx
  • Julie: What can I do for you today?
  • me: I'd like to cancel my cell phone contract. 
  • Julie: I am sorry to hear that, we'll cancel it at the end of this billing cycle on 12/18. You will receive a confirmation email. 
  • me: blblblblblblbblblbl OK, thanks.
  • Julie: Have a nice day, thanks for using Verizon.
I'm flabbergasted. Did Julie just have an off day, or is there really a US company who doesn't fight you tooth and nail before allowing you to drop their service? Anyway, yay for them. 

Saturday, December 01, 2007

A.W.E.S.O.M.E

A good many people find comfort in faith after traumatic events, and a few of them go on to the ministry or find other ways to spread the word. This guy totally went above and beyond. 

Friday, November 30, 2007

Choking on Apples

I just saw on the web that Apple opened a new store on Chestnut. Now I sorta like Apple, but this just depressed the hell out of me.

Let me explain. One of the great things about the Bay Area (San Jose excluded) is the abundance of shopping streets that feature mostly local stores like Zinc, Heidi Says, small boutiques, socially conscious stores, or local chains like Barney's (best burgers on the planet), Le Boulangerie, A.G. Ferrari, and so on. Some examples are Filmore, Union, and Hayes in SF; Solano in Albany, and Shattuck/Telegraph in Berkeley. 

All of them have a few blemishes, but the big chains are usually relegated to downtown SF and upscale malls like Emeryville, Walnut Creek and Santana Row. 

Even thought Chestnut is in the middle of the Marina aka DINK/DIWK central, it was one of the streets that has tons of cool local stuff. Obviously, the GAP, Williams Sonoma, and the Lucky Jeans store took away some of it, but an Apple store is probably the death knell to the area. 

I got used to Diesel on Castro (after all, the gays need to get their jeans somewhere), but the GAP on the corner of Haight and Ashbury still chaffs my ass. 

So, how long until a Banana Republic is going to ruin Fillmore or Hayes?

Monday, November 19, 2007

Literature on Wikipedia

"Chaucer's language is much closer to modern English than the text of Beowulf"

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Sis was here


My 5'11" baby sister was in town last week. -- I am obviously the smart one in the family. As usual when she shows up anywhere, it was raining cats and dogs. IMO, she actually caused the worst flooding in Las Vegas in the 20th century when she and I took a trip there in 1999. 
Great times were had, and she did drink less than the pictures suggest, but as a good German, 5 craft beers on the first night are about par for the course. 
The pics are from SF, Hwy 1, Carmel, Pebble Beach, Sacramento, and Placerville (the more PR name of Hangtown, CA) 

Here Be Hippies




Weird, up to now, I've never taken pictures in Bolinas, the self-proclaimed socially-acknowledged nature loving town. Yep, it's the original home town of the hippie surf bum. It's an amazingly beautiful place, though, and the vegetarian food is great.

Funnily, it's about a 50 foot channel away from a gated community on the spit in Stinson Beach, one of the most expensive places on the Pacific. 
Even the dogs are stoned.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

God my life is boring

I am now rating TV shows. Anyway, the best shows currently on TV are:
  1. Top Gear (see below). The show yesterday really put it over the top. Buy some $1000 cars from Miami drug dealers, write Man Love Rocks on them in pink and drive them through Alabama. -- 25 minutes into the show, the cameramen have to hide Iraq-style when the cars get stoned at a Alabama gas station. Oh, and they get sued by a woman who they donated the Camaro to.
  2. Bizarre Foods. Nice travel show and the only one that made me throw up. Thanks for the live frog and the rank meat breakfast.
  3. Bones. Not as good as last year, but still a hoot.
  4. LA Ink--home of the most stoned and tatted chicks on tube. As well as quality dialog like: "Uh Dude, I was like "Uh Dude"." 
  5. ANTM and Top Chef. I have to rank them together because I can't make it through a full episode of either, but since they are on at the same time, rapid flicking back and forth is highly entertaining. Tyra rulz as bitch from hell.
Two other shows I watch, but only when I happen upon them are Bionic Woman (purely for the involuntary comedic value, although it only misses so-bad-it's-good by a hair) and Weeds (I LOVE LOVE LOVE Marie-Louise Parker, but the writing has really taken a header off a cliff some time last year).

Please FCC, bring a-la-carte cable, I only need 5 channels.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Top Gear

If you have extended cable, watch it.
If you have a DVR, tape it.
If you can get to YouTube, watch the clips.

Seriously, it's the best show on television. If you only count shows where all protagonists are completely, utterly, certifiably bonkers, stone drunk, coked up to the eyeballs--and proud of it. Imagine The Young Ones hosting a car show.

Hi, I'm Lars and I love my iPhone

I don't think I am in need to join the IA yet, but the iPhone was the best tech buy this year (closely followed by the flat screen I bought for my birthday).

  • It keeps me from getting bored--web browsing anywhere, any time
  • It's the first gadget ever that had 20 people and counting walk up to ask me about it
  • It got me a table and excellent service at Slanted Door (you have to live in SF to understand how impossible it is to even get a reservation)
  • It makes me not mind going to a restaurant on my own--I can browse the web or do email while I wait
  • Raomi is awesome, especially if you take a date home and open the door to a play list
  • Munitime is awesomer (for the non-SF people, Muni has perfected the random schedule)
  • Being able to check opening hours of a gold mine from a state park is awesomest. 
  • Visual Voicemail is worth the price of admission alone: delete voicemails without having to listen ever
  • It let me leech WiFi of the Australian Federal Police at Sydney International
  • It let me survive the SFO-SYD-SFO flight with 10 episodes of Bones
  • It let me Skype my family from any hotspot in Oz
  • It takes war driving to a whole new level
  • There are these two companies called Linksys and Default that offer free WiFi all over the place
  • It shows me real time traffic on the 80s
  • I can blog from the bleachers--and check all NCAA scores at Pyramid Ale
  • "Hey, do you want to see 2000 vacation pictures?" gets rid of the most obnoxious opposite
  • I only found one place in NorCal where I couldn't get to the web
  • And last but not least, my company picks up the tab
Three wishes
  1. Unlocked SIM (thanks hackers)
  2. 3.5G
  3. GPS

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Cindy has too much time....

Anyway, to give her something to do while she visits a friend she hasn't seen in years. 



1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in color?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
8. How did we meet?
9. What’s your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What’s your favorite day of the week?
22. What’s your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. If we were locked in an elevator together, what would you want to discuss?
28. What is your favorite meal to have when you’re on a date?
29. If there is any habit you have that you could change - what is it?
30. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

P.S. My answers are here

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Weekend of bat shit insanity, Day 2


As I mentioned yesterday, the Folsom Fair (pics)was on. They have cheaper food, better DJs, and much nicer people.
So I rolled out of bed bright and early.....uh, make that creaked out of bed at 11 with a massive hangover (thank you Love Fest after party), took in a quintuple shot cappuchino, and hauled my fully clad ass downtown again. It was a bit more sedate than last year, they downgraded the charity booth from flogging to spanking and fewer people wore really outrageous costumes.
If you're ever in SF on the last weekend in September, go, the people are super nice. I asked one queen where she got her awesome vintage 50s glasses and she even called the store on her cell when she couldn't remember the address.


This guy is the best DJ. He's here every year.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Weekend of bat shit insanity, Day 1

It's not that SF has a monopoly on whacko behavior, but we do our best to pretend. So to avoid a letdown between Burning Man and Halloween, we slip in the Love Weekend. Saturday is the SF Love Parade aka The Biggest Rave between NYC and Yokohama. Followed tomorrow by the Folsom Street Leather Fair--and they're not talking handbags.

Great music, they serve beer, teriyaki sticks and fries. And tons of cute people in neon.

Unfortunately, SF is also the only town where people hippie dance to House.

Pics are over here


And here's a video for Cindy.




Sunday, September 23, 2007

Accidental housekeeping tip

I mixed up the dish detergent and the drain cleaner bottles this morning. Never have my dishwasher and dishes been more sparkling. 

It even takes patina off steel. Of course I had to run them through again to get rig of the chlorine smell. 

Friday, September 21, 2007

Seperated at birth?

After my buddy Michelle pointed out that the lead singer in the Twisted Christmas video looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, I'm starting the think that Jess really styles herself after Dee Snider.
  • Same hair
  • Same amount of make up
  • Same mouth

..and arguably, the same personal shopper.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Gay moment of the month

Watching Fashion Police's Emmys Edition last night, I said that Jamie Presley's dress looked "matronly" 5 seconds before Carson Kressley did. 

Lets count the levels of gay:
  1. I watch Fashion Police
  2. With friends
  3. I know who Carson Kressley is
  4. I use words like "matronly"
  5. I critique dresses faster than Carson
  6. I recognize Dolce AND Gabanna
  7. ...
In my defense, Daisy Fuentes was smoking!!!

P.S. Fashion tip for presenters: Don't wear a mini dress when you are sitting squarely in front of the camera unless you are Sharon Stone. 

Acrosanti in NYT


The NYT has an article about Arcosanti.
Definitely one of the weirdest places I've ever been to (I went for a Soleri seminar a few years ago). Kinda like if you crossbreed hippies with the crew from StarTrek. In other words, a place from the future that time has passed by.
It's strangely elating and depressing at the same time.Soleri is getting desperately old, and I am not sure if his idea of the acrology will die with him, but it's probably the last piece of we-can-do-it 50s spirit left in the world.

All these contradictions:

  • A new world without ethernet
  • The future of architecture, financed by handmade gongs and  tschotchkes
  • Architects and hippies--the fundraiser the night I spent there was some Indian (as the continent, not the surrounding native American tribes) flute player
  • Visions about a city for 100 millions with the organizational skill of a NPR bake sale
  • An old, old person talking to people in their 20s and 30s about the future of human habitation
Actually, it's very potent memory. Go if you can, if not, watch Logan's Run, Arcosanti is like that--without the sky trains and the Sandmen.

On the other hand, it'll never be finished....and I am not sure if it's a noble failure, or just a monument to stubbornness and refusal to adapt to a changing world.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Why BBC beats the crap out of PBS

The British equivalent of Motorweek: 

Saturday, September 08, 2007

I feel so much safer now

KATMANDU, Nepal: Nepal's state run airline sacrificed two goats earlier this week, hoping it would please the gods and resolve technical problems with a troubled jet, officials said Thursday.

One of the airline's two Boeing 757 aircraft has been grounded for maintenance since last month. The other jet has suffered technical problems that forced the airline to cancel several flights, stranding passengers.

Hoping to end those problems, the airline sacrificed the goats earlier this week, according to an airline official who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to reporters.

Friday, September 07, 2007

12 silver crosses

11 black mascaras, ten pairs of platforms, nine tattered T-shirts, eight pentagrams, seven leather jackets, six cans of hair spray, five skullhead rings, four quarts of Jack, three studded belts, two pairs of spandex pants, and a tattoo of Ozzy.

In other words, after seeing this awesome video on YouTube, I started the Christmas season only a few weeks after US retail by dusting off Twisted Christmas in my iTunes library. Still as awesome as last year. 
So, buy it, steal it, torrent it, bring it to your in-laws on the 25th, and live happily ever after. 

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Smokeyyyyy



Oh yeah, we have terrific sunrises right now thanks to the idiot who started a wildfire 50 miles south.

Quiet sophistication


This one's for Cindy. Since there's not much going on this week (recovering from two weeks in Australia, jet lag, a hard week at work, the Cal game and the heat wave), here's the play list I just burned on CD for use while driving. It really quietens me down in Bay Area traffic.

Now you can go ridicule me for the rest of the day.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Someone please serve coffee before the game

31-21 at the half, whew. But Cal can't go on having to score 4TD every game just to make up for blowing coverage 4 times each game.

If I ever...

...catch the IDIOT who handed out magaphones to the Cal fans!!!

how to loose two friends on one day

blogging from the Cal vs. UT game on an iPhone.

Unfortunately, it's also the hottest day in Berkeley this year.

To Hell with Georgia

Thank you GT. I'll buy you a beer if I ever get to Atlanta again.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Australia pics and 35 other thoughts

I put my unedited Australia pictures up on Google. I'll probably comment more on the trip, but here are some random thoughts:
  1. It was awesome. Best vacation ever.
  2. Sydneyans are unbelievably rude by American standards.
  3. Australian rules public transportation boarding is fun. 
  4. The only country I've ever been to where globs of people start off Sunday with a couple of pints (or schooners for that matter).
  5. The NSW police breathalized everyone on a main road at 10.30am on a Tuesday!!!
  6. Pie Floaters make awesome breakfast food.
  7. It's prawns on a barbie fer chrissakes.
  8. Ketchup is called tomatoe sauce.
  9. Aussies put sun dried tomatoes in everything.
  10. Barramundi rocks.
  11. Port Douglas had a $2 beer night in honor of Elvis' death.
  12. Pie Floaters are awesome hangover food.
  13. They ask you if you have a hangover before they let you dive.
  14. Getting into a damp wetsuit in 53 degree/30 knot weather blows the big one. 
  15. You can get sunburn under water if you wear a shorty.
  16. Diving with a hangover can lead to amazing nausea.
  17. Parrotfish poop sand.
  18. Ayers Rock is a huge rock.
  19. Ayers Rock sunsets look better in pictures than life. Even my pictures.
  20. I was there on the last day you were allowed to drink at Ayers Rock.
  21. Alice Springs is in the middle of fracking nowhere. 
  22. Melbourne feels like Canada.
  23. QVM is beyond awesome.
  24. Drinking coffee in the butcher aisle trickles a gag reflex.
  25. One can deep fry meat pies.
  26. Kangaroo doesn't taste like chicken.
  27. Croc does. 
  28. Footy players look unbelievably buff.
  29. Footy fans get unbelievably drunk.
  30. Most drunk Australians are easier to understand than sober ones.
  31. Rugby fans can spend hours explaining the differences between Rugby League rules and Rugby Union rules.
  32. Rugby fans can out drink Footy fans. 
  33. Aussie can end every sentence with "no worries mate" without cracking up.
  34. The South Pacific smells totally different than the North Pacific.
  35. Australian Outback in the winter can be frigging cold.