Gay moment of the month

Watching Fashion Police's Emmys Edition last night, I said that Jamie Presley's dress looked "matronly" 5 seconds before Carson Kressley did. 

Lets count the levels of gay:

1. I watch Fashion Police
2. With friends
3. I know who Carson Kressley is
4. I use words like "matronly"
5. I critique dresses faster than Carson
6. I recognize Dolce AND Gabanna
7. ...

In my defense, Daisy Fuentes was smoking!!!

P.S. Fashion tip for presenters: Don't wear a mini dress when you are sitting squarely in front of the camera unless you are Sharon Stone.